Pizza- let's just say the pizza here tastes like absolute ass, if they were to blow torch an Ellio's I would be more inclined to eat it
Sports Center- I haven't seen a sports highlight that didn't involve badminton, soccer or ping pong since I got here, yuck
Ginger Ale- I don't even drink this at home, but damn do I want some of that ginger goodness
A blonde- yeah you heard that right, I want a blonde... NOW!
Miller Lite- Tsing Tao is not the official beer of the Philadelphia Eagles, and I would not even wish it to be the official beer of the Dallas Cowboys, as much as I hate them... it's like drinking asian piss, which coincidentally you may be able to do in Thailand.
PTI- I might miss Kornheiser and Wilbon more then my own parents (jk, kind of... haha)
Degree Stick Deodorant- all they have here is that ick Gillette clear gel which is like rubbing lube under your arms, I am now a spray on deodorant guy... and I do not like it one bit
Bonzai Burger from Red Robin- pretty self explanatory, I'm tired of the bacon rat burger from cafe de coral
A shower bigger then 4 sq ft- or a smaller stomach so I can fit inside
A decent vodka tonic- I swear to god it's like ordering the most complicated drink ever imagined, I think all of the bar tenders over here are people who have failed at EVERY possible profession, then they hire them as bartenders... they absolutely blow.
2 ply toilet paper- the TP available in the stores I believe is better known as 1 ply extra grit sandpaper
An apartment building that does not smell of incense constantly- not too much to ask
General Chow's Chicken- JUST KIDDING!
An 8 hour work day- hahahahahaha... we can all dream